Avoiding an Audit

Getting audited by the Internal Revenue Service really isn't the end of the world, as columnist Dave Barry once calmly observed. "All that happens is, you take your financial records to the IRS office and they put you into a tank filled with giant, stinging leeches. Many taxpayers are pleasantly surprised to find that they die within hours."

Talk to a few people who've really been through the process and you'll realize Barry wasn't exaggerating all that much. If it wants to, the IRS can seriously mess up your life, in ways that often seem arbitrary and bizarre.

True, the chance that you'll actually suffer an audit this year is quite remote. Fewer than 2% of all the individual income-tax returns filed in each of the past several years were audited, IRS reports show -- 1.28% for the most recent year statistics are available. Still, the odds of being audited do rise sharply for people who fit certain profiles.

A lot of it depends on the secret IRS computer program that scans every return and then assigns it a score indicating the likelihood of questionable items. Despite the IRS's penchant for secrecy, some entries the computer searches for are fairly obvious, former IRS officials say. Among these are itemized deductions that represent an unusually large percentage of the taxpayer's income. Naturally, the IRS won't say how it defines "unusually large." But because of the intense interest in this subject, the Re search Institute of America, a tax-information publishing company, calculates averages each year for major categories of deductions, based on adjusted gross income.

WHAT'S ON AN "AVERAGE" RETURN

Yearly Income (in thousands)

Taxes Paid

Charitable Contri-
butions

Deductible Interest

Percentage of Filers Itemizing

30-50

3,056

1,536

5,873

40

50-100

5,001

2,025

7,220

73

100-200

9,544

3,367

11,023

92

200+

35,386

17,993

22,258

93

Source: Treasury Dept. Statistics of Income Bulletin, Spring 1998

The table above shows the latest numbers, based on returns filed during 1997 for 1996. A word of caution: Remember that these are only averages, and not what the IRS officially considers acceptable. Even with that caveat, though, this table can be useful. If, for example, you find that some of the items you are claiming are particularly outsized for your category, consider attaching an explanation or copies of documents to support them. That could help calm suspicions.

Other ways of singling out returns are less sophisticated, such as the agency's "related examinations." These are what you get for, say, doing business with someone whose return is audited. There are also "chance" audits, triggered largely by, well, chance. Perhaps an agent saw something about you in your local newspaper or on television that piqued his curiosity. Or a disgruntled ex-spouse or former business partner turned you in to the IRS, hoping to collect a reward.

WHOSE RETURNS GET EXAMINED

Forms 1040, 1040A, 1040EZ*

% Audited in
Fiscal 1997**

Income of $25,000 to less than $50,000

0.70

$50,000 to less than $100,000

0.77

$100,000 and over

2.27

Schedule C (Sole Proprietorships)

% Audited in
Fiscal 1997

With gross receipts under $25,000

3.19

$25,000 to under $100,000

2.57

$100,000 and over

4.13

Estate-Tax Returns

% Audited in
Fiscal 1997

Gross estates of less than $1 million

6.83

$1 million to less than $5 million

18.88

$5 million and over

47.43

*Total personal income before deductions, losses and other adjustments
**Calendar 1996 returns
Source: Internal Revenue Service, 1997 Data Book

Here are some of the other items that tend to raise examiners' eyebrows:

If that doesn't make you want to move to Ohio, we don't know what will.